- Weather forecast: 18 degrees with sunshine.
- English Person: Quick let's get the BBQ, paddling pool and deck chairs out, let me go get my shorts and flip flops oh and don't forget the sun tan cream factor 50.
- WELSH PERSON: What is this strange, bright light? Oh my God, get inside children, get inside, it could be dangerous, have we got anything to protect ourselves, no, only raincoats, oh help, what's this odd feeling, I'm not cold, it must be what we've read about... warmth.
- SCOTTISH PERSON: WIT THE FUCK IS THAT
- Texas Person: Oh God. OH GOD. WHERE DID THE WARMTH GO? JESUS SAVE US ALL. HURRY TO CHURCH AND PRAY, CHILDREN, PRAY THAT THIS FROZEN LANDSCAPE SOON THAWS.
- San Franciscan: Well this is entirely normal. I should probably just wear a light jacket since it's going to pop up to seventy degrees for twenty minutes later today, but also bring my umbrella since it will probably start raining right after that.
Justice Movie Nightby ~Harseik
Wally: 8D -Staring at movie heroine.-
J’onn: 8o Mm popcorn.
Clark: o o; Don’t go in there. Don’t. Go. In… ohno whhhyyyyy?
Hal: “Go in there. Do it. DO IT. Eheheheh, I smell homicide.” >D
Arthur: “He’s not gonna go in there — AHMYGAW HE’S GOING IN THERE ISN’T HE?”
Bruce: >:/ Boooooooooooooooooooored.
Diana: 8O Why aren’t they defending themselves?!
That day Diana taught a child how to unleash the fucking fury.
Diana is so precious.
Wonder Woman, teaching women and girls how to kick ass like a mother fucking boss since 1941.
Best part of the entire movie
(besides Nathan Fillion being one of the voice actors)
(Source: justiceleagueanimated, via rugbylovesnerds)
Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and bang a nun. If nothing in that sentence at least marginally interests you, I have no idea why you’re visiting this website. (via Badass of the Week: Julie D’Aubigny, La Maupin) (thank you, Rachel!)
maybe the best thing i’ve read all week
badass of the week is the best site in the universe
but holy shit i have a new role model y’all
NEW HERO; BEST HERO.
(via bbanzaiz)
